Annual Assessment time?

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I guess you folk are nearing the time for the boss to give you your annual report. Well on it will be a number of phrases that are in use at this time. Thought you might like to know what they really mean.
Resourceful - Ignores all rules and procedures
Dynamic - Uncotrollable
Capable of very original thought :- Crackpot. Should be locked up.
Rarely makes mistakes :- Hardly ever does anything.
Keeps me personally in touch with his work :- A born creeper.
Needs the minimum of supervision :- Resents any supervisor and has put three in hospital.
A perfectionist ;- A nit picking idiot.
Forthright ;- Bloody rude.
Delegates well ;- Passes the buck as quickly as possible.
A born leader ;- Cannot keep his nose out of everyone else's buisiness.
Do you folk recognise any of them.
Sussex

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If I had a job I wouldn't

If I had a job I wouldn't care how many reports he game me on my performance. Been unemployed for a year now with no prospects of employment on the horizon. SUCKS BIG TIME !!

blacksheep's picture
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Rarely makes mistakes:

Hardly ever does anything.: Yep, dat be me. :bigsmile:

Redmink's picture
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Love It!

Good to read between the lines, thanks Colin for keepin' us honest!!!

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