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Joined: 2009-08-11


1... You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to helpyou carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen..

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10.. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.: )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message..

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list


I just love this stuff.
Elsie ./. :)
I made a smiley face!!

Joined: 2009-08-07
Help where am I...

Where am I?
I have just answered no to all your statements (including#9). What's a cell phone. Is it something you get from the police station?
So it's not what year am I in but what century.
Please help a poor old lost soul.

Joined: 2009-08-07

#2= My wife :bigsmile:

#10= Me :bigsmile:

Joined: 2010-01-21
Century 21

I'm disappointed in the 21st century so far. Where's my flying car? My robot housekeeper? Or the holidays to underwater cities?

But on the plus side, I don't have to wear those jumpsuits with fins on the shoulders like Raymond Massey did in the movie THINGS TO COME...

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