hitting each other. The lads were in the van,doors locked, drinking. Suss says to Harold' You be even older than me but you noticed these american girls have no sense of humour. They take everything so serious. Us lads just laugh it off. Must be something to do with them having little feet but big.......
The money and TampaParrot gave the girls and herself more money than they could ever see. They treated themselves to whatever they wanted and got new curtains and such....
Seems the Ladies were passing counterfeit money to buy things with.. "CURSE THOSE MEN" the girls yelled in unison.. "We need something more potent than these skillets" Mary QOS exclaimed. They seem to have little effect any more." Mouse had an idea but it went by like a warm summer breeze.. Must come with age... Then.............
the itchy powder she had hidden in a secret place for an emergency time such as this. "Hey girls, follow my lead when we get to the men's quarters. I think the men's underwear need to be sprinkled with a little of this secret potion." They quietly entered.........
And found the underwear of all the guys and put the itching powder in them. Folded them back up very neatly so the guys would not suspect. Then the girls heard a sound and since they were done, left the van. YB and the gang of no gooders got into the van and began to change. The girls had a good view of what was going on. While the guys were "dancing" around.....
The guys stopped changing and asked what's up?
YB sniff's the air "I smell women plotting.. something ain't right here" It was to late for old Suss as he was scootching around on the floor yelling something about itching powder. "AHA! I knew I smelt something" With that the guys tossed the underwear out the windows where it landed on the heads of the girls who were watching outside.....
landed on the girls' heads, but it actually landed right next to the girls in the middle of a pile of their open hooch bottles & unwrapped cigars. The guys madly dashed out to try to save their stuff & ended up stepping in big juicy piles of dog crap. The girls were laughing their heads off watching the guys dancing around trying to clean off their shoes. Out of the bushes sprang....
She flew over and picked up the big juicy pile of dog crap(and I mean huge) and flew over YB who had some nerve to yell out "FREEZE" like he was the FBI. Mary yelled at him for scaring everyone and stood back at TampaParrot did her "dirty" deed. AHA! Bullseye as the men got hit on their heads.
"I'm not going to make you any more brownies!" Mouse scolded the up to no good guys. "We've got FAR MORE IMPORTANT work to do! We have to go to Starzy's hotel and rattle the pots and pans outside the windows and scare them! You KNOW they're on their honeymoon, and what honeymoon would be complete without pans banging?!"
With that everyone got together and quit their bickering for a few minutes while they gathered up all the noise makers they could find and got in the van to head for Starzy's honeymoon suite...
but then.......
Suss. 'Excuse me for asking but when Starzy arrived she came with 2 kids so where did the guy she married come from. Or is there somethin that old, very old YB ain't telling.......
asked YB, "wasn't it you who use to tell stories of how you use to ride a T-Rex?"
Suss and YB went on bickering when the Tampa Parrot walked in exclaiming "Gentleman.. Gentleman..." Suss asked "who came in?"
"I'm talking to you two doofuses, has anyone seen that Cigar smokin Sheepster around? I have a bone to pick with that boy!" Suss and YB where like.. "um... well... ya see..."
Grabs both Suss and YB at their necks and looks right into their eyes and demands to know where that low down skunk Sheepster is.
"And I want to know NOW"!.. Just then...
of Nurse Ratchett coming down the halls looking for the boys swinging her rubber gloves around like she owned the place. Mary gladly pointed in the directions of boys when........
"I'm going to get rid of Ratchet once and for all"... and with that he snuck up behind Suss, dumped a bucket of Glue over him and pushed him into Ratchet and then ran like all he77.
Poor, poor, silly YB thought he had it made, BUT....ole' Suss had on some really greasy overalls' from working on the van, and the glue wouldn't stick to them! So instead, it slid OFF Suss's clothes and all over YB...needless to say, YB and Ratchet were "hooked"!
The girls all kicked back laughing at the sight when.......
And shook his head in laughter. "Hey Harold" says Stu, "lets get some beer and sit on the sidelines and watch this unfold". UNFOLD?! Yelled Mary, It's your fault that you were not around. Oh crap, Mary thought. Stu had this planned when...
Suss riding a T-Rex. Everybody leaped for cover.Don't worry says Suss he don't bite much as long as he gets a cow every day he be well behaved. Now says Suss where that cow who put that there powder in our pants. When all of a sudden......
"Who are you calling a cow?! Well butter my britches, I'll SHOW you a cow!" Mouse yelled at Suss. "No more brownies for you!"
Ole Stu just leaned back puffing on his cigar, laughing at the sight.
Mary Scott.........
Came in with Nurse Ratchet. Little did the guys knew, Ratchet had a plan and she needed help from the girls. Nurse R pulled out a.....
YB laughed himself silly when Nurse R started beating Stuie with it... Just then Stuie...
had better get a move on it, cause Mary Scott was on the war path to supply all the girls with iron skillets. That cow comment was sticking in her craw !! All of a sudden......
Grabbed the rubber chicken from YB and began to beat him over the head. "Put the iron skillets on the side" Tampa said to Mary. This is working even better. Just then...
........... there was a scream..... "Oh grow up" Mary said to Suss, "your such a girly man"
Was in the corner and heard what Mary said to Suss. Tampa had her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing at what Mary said to Suss. "girly man" she thought. How "girly" can Suss get now?
Mary Scott was starting to think about some sort of vacation all the lab rats could take maybe in that old van visiting different states looking at the fall foliage. She asked YB "is that van in running order & what do you think about taking it on some type of vacation?"
I'm not taking that van anywhere until you get that rubber chicken out of my face! YB yelled.
"Ah c'mon YB, where's your sense of humor? You USED to have one!" Mouse piped in.
Tampa and Mary were busy coming up with ideas, while nurse Ratchet........
seeing how much of a "GIRLY MAN" he really was...
YB said "It's time for a new ride, any ideas?"
Walking down the path. How did you get out of the van says YB.What van says Suss. I been home to my young sister's 90th Birthday Party in Sussex. I gave her that old T-Rex as a pressy. She calls it Fido. She takes it for a walk in the park on a lead. Sight to see I can tell you. What you been up to since I been gone?
They all looked at the van, who's in there with Ratchet? It must be.......
torments from YB, NOW we have to deal with TWO Suss's? Oh good grief! Mouse moaned.
She joined Mary Scott, Tampa, Stuie, and Harold for a ............
When Ratchet came in with YB and his rubber chicken. Suss came in all out of breath from the workout Ratch gave him at the back of the bus(wink wink). "Well"? Stu asked. "Is Suss a girly man or not?". "We have to know". ...
Never expect a gentleman to divulge such things and you should never have the temerity to ask a lady. So you'll all just have to either dream or shudder depending on your imagination.
Stu said "Yup" Suss is a girly man. Good old Ratch looked at Stu and said....
Any of your buisiness, now where's YB and my pump. With which old YB gave a.......
a slap upside the head with his rubber chicken then ran like all he77. Ratchet then looked at Suss and said; "your twin is ok.. but I wany YOU babe :)"
Rachet was on her roller skates and she caught up to YB as he was running away. She then took the rubber chicken from his hand and gave him more slaps on his head than she gave her. Once she was done with YB, she went back to Suss and said.. "Did I say that I want you or wany you"? With that, Suss said.....
You were talking to my twin brother, he's over there dressed in a mask that makes him look like YB and not me.
And pulled up the mask only find with a shock look on her face, "It's YB after all"! That dirty sneak. Ratch grabbed Mary and Mouse and told them to get anything they can get.....
the bus started rocking and rollin' "It must be an earthquake" hollered Mary Scott. "Stop this bus immediately !!" Then......
every one fall all over each other. Mary Scott, Mouse, and Tampa were all scrambling to get back in their seats, while the guys were busy trying to get out from under dear sweet Ratchet who had fallen on top of them!
YB.......
He pulled out his new Tazer and let ol'e Ratchet have a shock... "LOOK RATCHET" YB yelled. "I have had ENOUGH.. you either go after Suss or his twin or next time I bring out the BIG guns" Ratchet immediately went and tackled both Suss and his twin and with one under each arm, she yelled back with a sly grin " See you all in a couple of weeks"
Changed her mind and stayed. What the gang did not know was, Harold and Stu were hanging around and were ready for food. Since they were not around much, the girls thought it would be great to treat them to a big dinner that they made. But.......
was acting up. There was a rattling racket in the kitchen where the dinner was being kept warm on that decrepit stove. It started shaking and weaving then BANG, the stove blow up & all the food was blown to kingdom come in the kitchen. Everyone rushed into the kitchen and......
says to Stu 'Bet them girls use this as an excuse to not giving us any grub. You know that old saying 'A bad worker always blames HER tools'. With which........
grabbed up the hot iron skillet and clobbered those two upside the head. All the other guys scrambled to get out of her reach.
The girls were all but rolling on the floor laughing when Starzy...
only 11 days till start of fall lets get the show on the road to........ and back again.
"YB is this bus in good enough shape so we can proceed on our trip" asked Mary Scott. "I think we should mosey up New England way, the leaves are beautiful there in the fall." She started to look for the hidden money to use for the trip when.....
do a color tour through the Blue Ridge Mountains...I hear they're gorgeous as well! YB, will you PLEASE get this van a movin?"
Were both "dead". YB was sleeping at the wheel and he never got the van fixed up for the trip. Next thing anyone knew, Mouse and Mary dragged YB out of the van and buried him under the leaves that fell as he slept. Meanwhile, the girls somehow got the van going when.....
