Once YB heard that, he spat everything out but what he swallowed. Helppppppppppppppppppppp yelled YB. Poor Suss was looking for something that YB could drink. Suss ran around until he was out of breath. Then Mary told him to give YB a drink of.....
Suss said you can't give him water, worst thing to drink, here YB take a swallow of this and handed a odd looking leather flask. YB as ever a trusting foolhardy soul took a great swallow and proceeded to throw up all over Mary. Stu asked Suss' what the hell was in that drink. Well says Suss, 1 part scotch, 1 part chilli squash and 1 part gin. Forgot to tell YB 'Sip slowly I didn't expect him to swallow the lot in 1 gulp.My don't he look green and don't Mary look a sight. Whoops......
Stinking up the place, we all ran away to stop from gagging. Dial soap could not help that gal. Meanwhile, Tampa told Suss to boil some rice and give YB a cup of rice water and tell YB to sip. YB looked greener than Irish grass. Stu began to drink the scotch and smoked his favourite cigar. Stu had this grin on his face and we knew this was not good..
"Stuie.. What in blazes did you sneak into this Rice Water?" YB demanded....
Replies to YB.. If you want to know, it's gonna cost big time.. How much do you have on ya?
"Let me look... hmmm 35, 36, 37, I have 37 cents and a Credit Card I stole off Suss, how's that?"
If you'd had asked I would have given it to you but just to put you straight I never had a credit card, I never had nothing on 'tic'. I always pays cash. So that there card ain't mine. Anyways Mary here be a bar of carbolic soap go over to that pond over there and have a good wash with that. It will kill any smell ( or anything else). Then we be on our way I be going to get the old van going ' all aboard' shout Suss and all the gang piled in with YB's head stuck out of the back window still bringing up his toe nails. Where we going says Stu. Dunno says Suss but I'll tell you when we get there. With that Suss.........
and YB sticking his head out of the window like a lost dog with his toung sticking out. Little did YB know, Tampa took the credit card and found out that it belonged to Stu. Hey Suss, Tampa whispered in Suss's ear. Lets go on a shopping trip. Me brother has the money and he can pay for it. As Suss drove on, YB's face was gettin' hit with tree branches.. YB tried to talk when.....
YB shot up the front of the van on top of Stu. Geroff shouted Stu and shouted 'why in hell Sus did you stop. Well says Suss I just seen some bloke sitting by a hole in the ice he says he's an idiot, anyways he reckons he know where old PJ lives what say we go visit him, he'd make us welcome, even YB now he finished with that there yellow yawn. Let's......
Someone has to be blind. That was not a yellow yawn but a yellow lawn. Seems YB thought he was a dog and did a no no.. Suss checked YB's ears to make sure they belonged to him when out of the blue came...
Slow walkin Jones, slow talkin Jones. Along came long lean lanky Jones......
Have all you people lost your marbles?
How can we loose our marbles when Suss and I were playing with them?.. Your turn Suss...
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