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There was a rumbling heard all across the land and bright lights filled the sky like the fireworks that had occured the night before. Some shrugged thinking it was just someone getting a little nuts with the remaining fireworks, others rubbed their sleepy eyes and looked up questioningly into the sky.

Swirling auros of blues and purples spread acorss the grass as the lights got brighter and a rather larger space ship was seen coming down for the landing. It touched down gently and settled into place with a loud whining. Then silence save for the breeze, the lights dimming and then fading all together.

A lone figure moved towards the ship. It was unlike anything anyone had ever seen. The individual moved closer.

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Suddenly the rear hatch opened and white light flooded down onto the ground. The figure froze as they were bathed in light.

Three figures stood in the hatch doorway. One young female and two small children. They all held lasers and had them aimed at the figure.

The individual replied....

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...how were you able to get that picture on there?

We have been trying to do that since the dawn of time.... and as the dust settled and the 3 figures emerged a rattling was heard as a zoomer of a Volkswagon bus rubbled up the road with a bunch of Labrats hanging out the windows with smoke and brownies abounding....

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THe dust settled and the

THe dust settled and the figures emerged as none other than StarBlaster and two young children, a girl with long blond hair and bright blue eyes that had a strange glint to them, and a boy just a little taller with sandy hair and bluish green eyes. He had a grin that would melt girls hearts.

StarB brushed back her now shoulder length brown hair and laughed, "Guys this is it, this is the labs"

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The Children screamed in terror....

as the rats tumble out of the bus.. Isn't that Nurse Ratchet someone asked.. NO was a reply from in back.. It's our hero Starblaster with her Space Cadets....

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She's back! She's back!

She's back! She's back! yelled Mouse and Mary Queen of Socks. "Yeah! Our long time hero and spaceship commander!" chimed in Blacksheep and Sussex.
"Time's a wastin", we've got work to do!" Starzy commanded.
Everyone was so happy to see Starzy, they all ran up and wrapped their arms around her and her little ones.
Amid all the excitement, no one noticed that.....

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blacksheep and Sussex were....

staggering up to the spaceship. Sussex says to black, do you reckon there's any booze on board, bet it'll be head blowing. With which........

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But as the hatch opened

Out came Harold and Stu with grins on their faces.

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starzy smiled and waved to

starzy smiled and waved to her old friends. "Guys these are my kids. Mikey and Ren." She nodded to her son who held a laser and was adjusting the stun feature. He grinned broadly and waved his laser in a hello. Ren smiled and tilted her head like a little princess and said, "momma, where's the target?" Starzy nodded towards a figure in the crowd and Ren quickly dashed forward into the crowd towards...

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The Red Barren and his byplane coming to

take out the Bus and all the lab rats hidden gold..

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Ren boldly aimed at the Red

Ren boldly aimed at the Red Barren and shot off her lazer.
"My my Starzy, you sure have taught dem youngin's good!" YB said with a big grin.
With that, Harold, Stu, Sheep, Suss, Mary, and Mouse started to......

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Dive for the ground.....

Like the old WW2 saying' When the germans attack the brits hit the ground, when the brits attack the germans hit the ground but when the yanks attack evrybody hits the ground. Sussex called out aint there a law about kids with guns being dangerous. Anyways if that old baron can find any gold he be welcome as long as he leaves the booze behind.

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Just then Harold

Gave Starzy the gold that the baron found and just as she was going to tell the baron to git, Stu came from behind and knocked him out. Mary Queen of Sox passed out when she had seen Harold and Stu. Sussexman being the gentleman that he is, gave Mary Queen of Sox a cool drink. And asked her if she hid Stu's money.

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"Jumping jingle bells"

said Mary Scott coyly. "Did somebody say there was money around to be had ? Us girls have a plan to put it to good use as usual !!"

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"Yeah,

I'll bet you do. But us guys have an even better plan which includes booze, tobacco and profesional belly-dancers! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.." said Blacksheep...

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"You guys are up to your old

"You guys are up to your old tricks again which include wasting money on stupid non-essential glutteny things. With the economy the way it is, there has to be no waste. That is why the girls will have to be in charge of any money so you guys don't get a chance to squander on unnecessary indulgences" chidded Mary Scott. All of a sudden......

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YB drove up in the bus...

Hey.. come on yus guys, Starzy say's she'll clean the bus for us if the Sheepster will clean up his cigar ashes...

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"I don't know, I think

"I don't know, I think Starzy's spaceship would be far more dependable!" Mouse laughed.
"Ah hush Mouser" YB snarled.
Just as everyone jumped in to help Starzy clean up the old trap of a bus, ole Nurse Ratchet came around from behind...
"Oh Suss, oh YB, I've got something for ya's"
But the guys.........

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But the guys

Were too busy doing what they do best. Nurse Ratchet came up from behind and hog tied Suss and YB. Meanwhile, TampaParrot is looking for the money......

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and asked Mary Scott

and the girls to help search for the hidden cash. "We could sure use some new curtains in the lab kitchen & throw a yummy BBQ with some of that cash. Could also use it for the back pay owed to us girls " snipped Mary Scott. Out from the bushes came........

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Good old Stu

Once again snapping his gums about the money. But Mouse is being very coy about it and does not let on where the money is and how it will be used for. Meanwhile Harold....

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YB & the boys

were once again devising a plan to cut the girls out of everything. They were passing out the cigars, booze, & preparing a to have a power think session when......

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... out of the Blue came...

........... (wait for it)............

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....Harold lugging a big ole'

....Harold lugging a big ole' jug and a box of cigars. "Heya Maties, what's cookin'?"
"Good grief! Can't you guys think of anything else to do than sit on your butts smoking and drinking?!!!" Mary Scott scolded.
"Sure we can!" quips Blacksheep "We like to look at these, these, Nascar magazines!"
"C'mon girls, we've got work to do!"
Then, from out of nowhere came......

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Then, out of nowhere

Came Mary Queen of Sox. Driving down the road in her sports car when out of the blue came.....

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The biggest....

Hamburger you ever did see, holding hands with a bottle of ketchup on one hand and a tub of mustard on the other. Sussex turned to old sheepster and said'Friends of yours?'
'Nope' was the reply. Suss asked old sheepster' What's with this here Star Blaster, it sounds like something you get the day after a good curry' With which......

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TampaParrot

Replied... Are there any pickles on that burger?....

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Mary Scott observed

" You guys must be smoking some whacky weed, that's not a hamburger, just a figment of your sick demented unoccupied minds!!" She told the men to get busy cleaning out the labs when.....

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YB,Suss and Blacksheep

Sat down and demanded some burgers. TampaParrot, Mouse and Mary Queen of Sox, got together and made them some. Little did the guys knew they were......

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Not what...

they seemed. But ol' Suss got his tools out and started making somethin. What you be doing says old YB. Well says Suss. I have waited for them gals to get from planning to doing for 2-4 years and this is the first time they actually made somtjin. So i be going to frame it.

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YB rolls on the floor laughing

The girls overheard this and they saw RED.. Mary Queen of Sox grabbed the nearest item to hit Suss with (which just happened to be a.....)

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cast iron frying pan.

She ran after Suss and first hit him in the knees, which caused him to double over in pain so she could crack him in the head. "Maybe if we had some money once in a while we would be able to make more things" yelled Mary Scott into Suss's ear !!

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As Suss's ear burns

With Mary Queen of Sox in his ear, Starzy came in with 2 bags of money. "Look what I found". Suss wanted to know where she found the spare bag. "I ain't tellin'" says Starzy.. Mary said to Starzy, "Good on you". Just as the gals were on their way out....

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Past them ran

Stuie and Harold each snatching a bag of money out of StarBlasters hands and running off in the direction of........

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a secret passage heading of the building.

"Curses" screamed Mary Scott as she started running after the scoundrels waving her arms around signaling naughty hand & finger gestures. Rally around girls, I have a plan !!

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Suss

He grabbed the bags emptied the gold into his toolbag and filled the bags with them burgers. Then he ran over to mary and said how sorry he was and gave her the bags. the girls all whooped with joy and started making even more plans on how to spend all that lovely gold. The lads all ran for the van (plus the toolbag) and headed for the liquor store before the girls ..........

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Before the girls

Realized what happened. Meanwhile, TampaParrot was hot on the heels of Stuie and Harold. As she flew(yes flew) she snapped up Mary. Tampa told Mary to get the toolbox. Just as she got the toolbox......

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....she whipped it up

into her backpack. Starzy and Mouse were squeeling in delight! "You go girls!" Mouse yelled. "We can sure use that money to get the stuff that WE need and forget about all that booze the boys want!"
Just then....

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Just then

There a shadow of a person standing in the doorway. The girls wondered.....

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Why they

bothered with the tool box when all that lovely gold was in ol' Suss's tool bag. Funny gals that don't know difference betwix a bag and a box.The lads were still laughing when........

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Mary Scott said,

"Wipe those smirkes off your faces or I will slap those lips off your faces. You guys would have a hard time laughing without lips !!" She whipped out her tazer gun and...

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Starzy shook her head and

Starzy shook her head and wrote mary scott a citation cause you have to have a permit to carry a concelled tazer gun. She smiled as she handed mary scott the citation and said "now pay up."

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Knowing that Mary Scott had lacked

Some funds, TampaParrot helped her out on the stupid citation and yelled at Starzy for not giving her a break and leave it at that.

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YB called out to....

Sheepster, what's that hairy monkey standing by the gals? That ain't no monkey says Suss that be Mary Scott, she ain't shaved this morning. back in her village they call her 'Hairy Mary' With which.....

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Slapped Suss so hard

In his face. Mary told him, I shaved already. With that, Mary showed Suss her beautiful legs..

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That "hairy Mary" comment

didn't set right with Mary Scott, so out came that huge cast iron fry pan & she was after the men again to give them an el cabong they would never forget !! She raced off.....

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... after the men who

before she could get to them duct into an Army Surplus store. They quickly bought up all the "cast iron skillet proof" body armor and casually strolled down the sidewalk with Mary hot on there heels...

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When Mary came up behind

Them, she noticed that one of the body armour had a dent in it. Mary was very quiet in sneaking up and slammed YB across his bum. He went flying into a .....

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A fire....

What you call out of the frying pan into the fire says Suss. YB shouted for help' Me is cooking' he called and........

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Mary Scott yelled,

"Bout time somebody cooked your bacon ! Now you know not to mess with me or my girlfriends !!" Then....

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..YB grumbled "cheap government surplus"

He then grabbed Suss and tossed him into Mary's waiting pan and yelled "ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE AND EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF" and the guys scattered in all directions...

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With that, all the girls

With that, all the girls grabbed up frying pans and were chasing the guys...and of course since the women folk are WAY smarter than the guys, they............

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