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...do...do..do..do...do..do....

"I AM still here spirit wise, and I'm keepin a close watch on yous!"
"Jumpin Jingle Bells!" yelled Mary Scott. Everyone else was so taken aback by what sounded like Stuie.
"Ole chap is still right here with us all, in our hearts, AND in the wind!" Mouse sighed.
YB took the snakes and........

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threw them to Sussex..

He caught them all and asked 'Why has this one got a rattle on it's tail.' All the gang went very quiet(for the first time ever).''Put it down ' says YB As usual Suss ingored him and whirled it over his head and let it go in the direction of........

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blacksheep,

who was checking out the new pipes at smokingpipes.com on the laptop. "Wow, check out the rustication on that Ser Jacopo, Harold."
"Gee, that's a real beauty, Blacksheep." says Harold, just as the snake landed on the laptop. "Summer britches!" yelled blacksheep as he tossed the snake in the air and it landed . . .

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...on Mouse's head!

"IIiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! Somebody help me!" she screamed.
Everyone was looking around for something to lift it off her, when YB.........

YB
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.. said:

"Oh for crying out loud Mouse, it's only a rubber snake" Mouse stopped running around like a chicken with it's head cut off and looked around embarrassingly when...

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Sussex called...

out 'Can someone help me get the gold paper off these chocalate coins I found in that old trunk. They look like the one's we get at christmas' Old sheep called out 'they not be chocalate me old buddy they be gold' 'Crikey' says Suss I've swallowed one already' 'What fool left gold coins in that old trunk?' With which YB.........

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wakes up lost in.......

tunnel number 2.. It's dark except for a green glow. Hears a familiar sound. smiles.. Yes it's Harold the Tig to the rescue.. Harold trots up and nudges me with his snout or beak... whatever.......

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Excuse me for..

asking but what were you doing in tunnel number 2 with old YB. Just hope you werent leading him astray. He be supposed to be driving this here bus not sleeping in some strange tunnel. Buses don't........

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...just drive themselves you know!

"YB, get your butt back here and get this bus on the road!" Mouse hollered..still annoyed at the snake-capade.
Harold, Sheep, and Sussex all gathered in the back to polish off the last of their bottle.
Mary and Mouse were busy upstairs trying to cook something for everyone.
Ole YB finally got behind the wheel and started up the bus.
Bang, bang, puff, pfffbbbttt, bang....silence.
"This isn't Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ya know YB, can't you make that thing run any better?" Mouse still scolding.
"Women!" YB muttered. The guys all looked under the hood, when........

YB
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YB yelled...

"Someone stole the engine!"

"RATCHETTTTTT" Screamed YB.. "Get your tooshie back here with out motor"
Then out of the woods came.....

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Ratchett....

" You called dear YB, I ain't got your motor"
" YB old mucker" says Suss " Nobody has nicked the engine cos it's at the back of the bus. You be looking in the luggage compartment at the front. So's you better say you be sorry to young Ratchett ( crawler) for calling her an engine thief" Suddenly............

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YB said:

"I thought we were AT the back of the bus?"
Ratchet stood there eying up Suss & YB.

YB exclaimed: "Don't even THINK about that Ratchet, Suss is your 'main squeeze' now"

Mary Queen of Socks came over and said "you dimwits, someone turn the bus around. Here's the problem, someone disconnected the Coil Wire."

Mouse and Belinda just shook there heads.

The Sheepster started the bus and say's "Get in, I'm driving from now on"

YB Said:............

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Now what in hell are you doin Suss?

" I'm building a bonfire yesterday was 'Bonfire Night' at home so's I thought I would have one. I've got some fireworks as well" With which he threw a jumping jack at YB. YB jumped out of the way and it landed on sheepsters lap. He threw it at.....

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the Game Warden,

who just came out of the woods because he smelled something burning. "What's this?!" he scolded. "You can't go building bonfires on the side of the woods ya know!"
"Jump in guys!" shouted blacksheep as he revved the engine. Just then . . .

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Old Sussex...

Came along with the biggest rocket you ever did see. 'Mind holding this ' he says to the Warden. The warden gabs hold of it when old Suss goes and lights the damn thing. Off shoots the Warden still holding the rocket shouting very rude things at old Suss. 'Teach him to poke his nose in' Says Old Sussex. Sheepster puts the old bus in gear And off they gang go, trouble was Mary was on top cooking and weren't ready for the bouncy ride. She let out a shout that would have woken the dead. In fact it did cos.........

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