"Butter my butt and call me a biscuit"
I can't help but smile because I think it's funny and clever. Supposedly it's a country saying, and well, me being from the country and all, I would have thought I would have heard someone say it around here.
But I mean really, has anyone heard it before? Got one to top it?
I have never heard that one before but Google had lots of hits for it.
Translation: Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
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I have heard other country expressions but many should not be repeated here.
Finer than a frog hair split in half.....
happier than a pig in.... :)
Should say the last Mouse, I have a belt buckle with that saying in full over a pig leaning on a gate.
How's about
What goes round comes round.
The Lord don't always pay his debts in coin.
Grass is always greener t'other side of the fence.
No matter if Queen or pauper they all put their knickers one leg at a time
Sussexman
Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes the windshield! :)
A miss is as good as a mile..
I can't believe you all didn't bust me on this one....duh....an INCH is as good as a mile!
... sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.
But you always have to suit up for the game.
long time no see..TOFAers...how all ya'll been??????????????here are a few of my favorite sayings:
least said soonest mended...
cat hair and kitten britches...
a becky load(I have no idea what that is)..
madder than an old wet hen....
make like a tree and leave....
As my oldest boy would say...
"I'm picking up what you're putting down", or I'm smelling what you're stepping in"
Kids.
"I'm so happy, I could just s&#t!"
or this moldy oldy "far out man"
"do you think you live in a pig sty?"
"The grass is always greener over the septic tank!"
"It's good enough for who it's for" My Grandpa used to always say that and make all the rest of us mad! :)
a difficult or unpleasant person described as "The north end of a southbound horse".
memories are the gold chains that binds us all together, past and present.
I was "knee high to a grasshopper" :)
'Peace'
So true..."memories are the gold chains that binds us all together, past and present"
How about..Silence is golden
I had a tail I'd wag it.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. (I think that one is from the Three Stooges)
I heard it
Fine as frog hair split four ways and that is mighty fine... from my mammaw.
Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you.
You reap what you sow, you get what you give.
Thanks,
Elsie ./.
The road to a friends house is never long...
