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heridatary insanity

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Did you folks know that you can get insanity from your kids!!!!!!!!!!!
A little thought to cheer you all up.
Sussexman

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. . . and the grandkids

They are as bad if not worse than the kids. Thank goodness you can send most of them home after a day or two (but some stay forever). At least they are taken care of, loved and fed.

YB
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Since I don't have kids....

How did I go insane???

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Kids Aren't The Only Source

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Prob'ly from askin' silly questions!

O O
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However, there IS a fine line between insanity and genius, so YB, you just keep askin' !!! Never know when you'll cross the line to genius.

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;)

Glad I don't have any,,,,you can decide for your selves if I mean children or sanity!:)

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ohhh I've been to crazy..

ohhh I've been to crazy.. anybody wanna come along?

They're coming to take me away hohoo haha hee// the nice young men in the smart white coats!!!!

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CRAZY?

Couple of years ago I was given a hot air balloon trip as a present. I was really enjoying the experience till I happened to ask the pilot his name. He said it was Bill Crazy. Help.
Can you imagine the ribbing he must have had at school. I reckon he must have either learnt how to fight or wore a big hat.
Sussexman

YB
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There coming to take me away

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

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