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What are Senior Citizens Worth

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Joined: 2009-08-07

Did you know we old folk are worth a fortune?
We have SILVER in our hair
We have GOLD in our teeth.
We have STONES in our kidneys.
We have LEAD in our feet
We have GAS in our Stomachs.

Well what are you young'uns worth?

Joined: 2009-08-07
And Don't Forget

... the diamonds twinkling in our eyes!!!


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