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"Ah ha!" YB said to himself "Ah ha!" YB said to himself "A pack of wet wipes!" BAD IDEA! As soon as he opened her car door, the new anti-theft device she had installed immediately went into action! Sirens blared, while the hidden electric prodding iron zapped YB! Well now, we all KNEW what he needed to do, and when he got zapped...well....!!!!! Now he was in a REAL predicament! How is he going to change his clothes without anyone seeing or noticing?! He needed to call for help from someone, but, WHO?! One of the guys? Girls? OH NO! Just then............. Posted by: mousepotatoes69 (IP Logged) Date: July 31, 2009 03:49PM

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