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newengland-ismsNot sure if they are truly original to the area, but I have lived here my whole life, and here's where I heard em ... "Hotter that 2 rats F---in in a wool sock..." "Madder that a rat eating onions...." Your cow pissin on a flat rock is a popular one. "well, maybe next year..." Not as frequently used,now, but was a real popular headline at the end of EVERY damn red sox season...

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