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My remedy serves twoMy remedy serves two purposes! I went to the dollar-type store and bought 2 dozen very shiny red whirly twirler things (stop laughing, you know what I mean) and fashioned them up on my fence perimeter (40x30). Not only does the movement and slapping noise deter birds, but you will have a moment or two to remember something pleasant while you are toiling about!

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