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10 (Not-So-) Great Headlines

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1. Hospitals Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Giant 8-Foot Nurse Also Embroiled in Lawsuit

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2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

I just hope they use the cross walk!

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3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Oh, dear.

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4. War Dims Hope for Peace

In other news: Sun Not Visible at Night, study finds

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5. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

When all else fails…

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7. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash

You don’t say?

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8. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Ok now that’s just rude.

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9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

WHAT?!

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10. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Though authorities concede this may not have been the typhoon’s fault…

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Judson D. Hale Sr.

Jud Hale is the honorary Editor-in-chief of The Old Farmer’s Almanac; Jud was the 12th editor of The Old Farmer’s Almanac (since 1792!) and joined the parent company Yankee Publishing in 1958 as an Assistant Editor. Read More from Judson D. Hale Sr.

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