10 (Not-So-) Great Headlines

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Think before you write!

1. Hospitals Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Giant 8-Foot Nurse Also Embroiled in Lawsuit

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2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

I just hope they use the cross walk!

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3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Oh, dear.

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4. War Dims Hope for Peace

In other news: Sun Not Visible at Night, study finds

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5. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

When all else fails…

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7. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash

You don’t say?

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8. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Ok now that’s just rude.

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9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

WHAT?!

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10. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Though authorities concede this may not have been the typhoon’s fault…

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The 2013 Old Farmer's Almanac

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