1. Hospitals Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Giant 8-Foot Nurse Also Embroiled in Lawsuit
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
I just hope they use the cross walk!
3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
4. War Dims Hope for Peace
In other news: Sun Not Visible at Night, study finds
5. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
When all else fails…
7. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
You don’t say?
8. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Ok now that’s just rude.
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
10. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Though authorities concede this may not have been the typhoon’s fault…
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