Tell Us: Snakes in the House?

Garter Snake
Marc Feldman

Have you ever had a snake in your house? Several people relate horrifying experiences in “Snakes in the House!,” a feature article in The 2011 Old Farmer’s Almanac.

What’s your experience? How did you handle snakes in your house? Tell us all, because you never know…

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Snakes in house

I live in a residential Cape Cod house built on a slab. This morning I found 3 baby black snakes in a two hour time period! I have never seen these babies in my home before, although several years ago I had a large garden snake inside my home that I was able to get rid of. Does this mean I may have a mother snake in my home that had babies? Three in a couple of hours sounds extreme! If my home is built on a slab, where would a good hiding place for a snake be?

Snakes sneaking into my pet mice cages

I had 3 instances that a wild snake had gotten into my house as well as my mouse cages through the bars and ate my pet mice. The first time this happened I was in shock, because the bars for one cage were very tiny and had no idea how the snake managed to get through the bars. They are sneaky critters. I just let the snake go outside, because I don't believe it is right to kill them. We were going to move the rest of my mice to a terrarium, but before I got the chance another snake had gotten to one of my mice that I had a good bond with. I was angry with the snake even though, I never got to see the snake that killed my Schemer baby. My fiance had put the cage outside until we figured what to do about this snake. I was conflicted with what to do with this snake. I wanted a body to bury, because I really loved my furbaby, but then I also didn't feel right having the snake killed. In the end I decided for my fiance's sister and her fiance to take the snake far away from the house and to release the snake. Before they could do that the snake had left the cage and had thrown up my mouse's body. I was able to give him a proper resting place. After that we moved the 2 mice I had left out of the place they were at. We sealed up the places we thought they were getting in from. My mouse Spike had been moved into a terrarium. I was going to get my mouse Leta her own terrarium at a later time, due to money. I had her cage on top of the terrarium, because I thought they wouldn't be able to climb up to get to her. Boy was I dead wrong. The one day, I decide that I was going to stay at my parents house another night was the day that another snake had gotten to her. I was devastated. I really thought we had sealed every area they were coming in from. I had thought something sinister had been going on, because it happened when I was not there. The 2nd mouse I have now is in a small critter keeper until I am able to get a cage without bars. Again the snake that killed Leta vanished from the cage, but this time no body to bury. No pet mouse or other rodents can live in any bar cage while we are still at this particular house. I was supposed to be getting a hamster, but I am going to have to wait until I get a cage without wire, plastic bars, or a terrarium first. I am really praying that we have sealed everything completely off this time. It is not just my mice I have to worry about, it is also the parakeets and cockatiel too. I had his mom seal off the vent by her room, because that was an area we think they got in from. Before losing 3 of my mice I had an event that I literally rescued my mouse Spike from a snake. The snake was partially in his cage, so I yanked the snake out of his old cage saving his life. Again money was an issue, so I wasn't able to get a terrarium back then. Now, I am not taking any chances. I really am tired of losing my pet mice to wild snakes. I used to like snakes too, but then these things had happened to make me not like them so much. There are loads of reasons why I have more respect for mice and other small rodents. I really hope this snake problem will be no more. I am on vacation right now and I am worried about my mousies while I am away. Even though they should be safe from snakes I am still worried. If anyone has small rodents as pets, I advice to either have a terrarium with a lid, bin cage, or put very tiny spacing of mesh/hardware cloth over every part of their cage as a precaution.

Snake in my bedroom

So, I stay in a bedroom that is in the basement of my son's home. They have had Garter snakes in the yard and we notice one climbing into a crack in the concrete steps just outside the back door. I told my son that they might want to seal that so that it doesn't end up in the house. To which, I got, oh, they won't get in the house. Well.... this morning, I was sitting on my bed in the bedroom when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, it was a snake. I have an EXTREME phobia of snakes, so all I could do was sit on the bed and scream my lungs out!!! My son, finally, came down stairs and was going to try to catch it under a waste basket. It ended up getting under a piece of furniture, so they couldn't get at it. It took a lot of to get me off that bed!! Anyway, we closed the door and called Animal Control. They told us they were busy and short handed. My son kept going down and checking on it and would see if from time to time, STILL in my room. When Animal Control showed up two hours later, they guy went downstairs banged on the wall a couple of times and came back up and said he couldn't find it. He wasn't even here 5 minutes; I was not happy! He told us to get sticky traps and place them along the walls and "if" it gets stuck on one of the tapes, they will come out and remove it. I asked him if it could get up the steps from the basement, to the main floor, and he said it could. I'm totally freaked out. I know it's going to show up when I'm by myself. I can't even bring myself to go back downstairs to my room, which was once my sanctuary.


I've noticed movement under my carpet .Looks like they have found away in their under the padding of my carpet how can I get them out without taking the carpet up ? If anyone has any suggestion I would be very Greatful for any information.Thank You Dora from Ga.


This is the third snake in a week I have found in the cabin. I am going to post photos. Someone on Facebook said they are Corn snakes. I just put them back outside. I live in a cabin in the Blue ridge Mountains. It is just part of life.

snakes and spiders - venemous and not - indoors and out

Since moving to where both bw spiders and prairie rattlers are not uncommon, and since there's no way I can afford med care especially a stint in ICU for bites from either, I've shifted from catch/release to 'kill on sight' with each of these.

BW spiders indoors are 'goners' via vacuum. Those outdoors, if some distance from the house, are ignored, otherwise stomped, hit with a rock, or whatever's easiest. The BWs are common enough I find I no longer whisper an apology as I kill! :(

Rattlers are 'goners' regardless. I live close to many families and there is no reliable assistance to safely catch/release. On 'behalf of myself and neighborhood', rattlers are dispatched with a quick chop of a sharp edged long handled spade. (I carry such a spade with me or keep one near while doing yard work. I cannot hope for these dangerous snakes to stay put while I go get a shovel!) I don't end up killing more than one a year at most, most years I never see one and do keep a sharp eye out for them.

I *do* have and 'protect' garter snakes. Great for control of mice and for keeping noise of abundant crickets down! In fact, any snake that has a long, narrowing, sharply pointed, tail is left alone. I also yell at my 2 dogs to 'get back if I see them show interest in a snake since until I see the animal I have to assume it could be a rattler. The dogs have annual snake vaccinations but this is usually considered "helpful toward survival" rather than assurance.

This morning a new development! Walked into kitchen mid-morning to find a garter snake, slender but about 24" long, smack in the center of the floor area. It wasn't there only minutes before! I've trained myself to check for 'pointy tail' before getting overly excited. Nice, longish, slender and very pointed tail. (Shape of head also a huge clue but for some reason tail seems faster way to check to my brain.) I went to get a sheet of cardboard to guide it out back kitchen door only to find it missing when I returned. I checked recycle collection corner and there it was, behind a box. I realized it had many places to hide unless I could cause it to head for the door. Decided a soft broom might do (could possibly sweep it along if needed) and used the broom to steadily 'bang' softly on the box it hid behind, causing it to slide away from the noise toward the already opened back door. (I've learned with herding cattle - make the noise 'behind' the animal or at least behind it's 'front end'. Noise too close to the front of an animal causes it to turn left or right instead of going forward!) As it emerged from boxes and slid along wall I followed a short distance behind it, keeping up the soft sounding bang of broom against wall. I maintained a 'slow steady beat'. I had no reason to try to excite or frighten the snake, but did want it to get moving.

Worked like a charm! Within minutes the snake slithered over the door jam and onto the cement porch floor and from there out to the yard.

BUT - then I began to wonder: what if it had been a rattler? Could I 'chop' a rattler especially if I was indoors and my handy sharp long handled spade was outdoors? Hmm ... I know from previous experience that I cannot call anyone to come deal with a rattler and still hope to know where the snake is by the time anyone might arrive. My 'clever plan' at this moment is to put as many extension wand pieces as possible on vacuum and pull the snake into the vacuum. My canister vacuum's don't have bags, so if it works, I'll have the snake confined, probably still alive and very upset, amid whatever was in the bag (dust and pet hair). Then what! My plan is to stuff a towel into end of vacuum hose and hand-carry the container to ... somewhere? ... Maybe to sheriff's office? I've not thought that far yet.

I came online for evidence of anyone using a vacuum to pick up a snake. No luck re snakes but this discussion does describe vacuum as a catch/release or at least capture life a toxic house intruder. So I thank all of you for the many tales and shares and am resolved that IF a rattler appears inside my house my best bet is likely the vacuum. I feel better already! :)

rattlers, spiders, and staying alive

Whew—this was some armchair adventure, Maggie. Lots to learn from your experience. You have got what it takes! Thanks for sharing these true tales!

Basement Milk Snakes

We have had milk snakes in our basement (crawl-space) in northeastern Vermont for years; only once has one made its way up into the house (about a yard long--I caught it and put it out in the woodshed), and I also found a skin in my bedroom. Recently we had plastic put down there to reduce the moisture from the dirt floors, and the installers removed quite a few snakes. Unfortunately, as a result the mouse population in the house absolutely exploded! We have been trapping the mice but kind of hoping that the milk snakes would just move back in and re-balance the ecosystem. A recent decline in the mouse population suggests they might have. Now that I know how helpful they are I'll be more welcoming; the mice were destructive in a way the snakes never were!

mice and snakes

Just goes to show that for every action there is a reaction, Barbara.  …  Remember, if the snakes don’t work out or return for some reason, cats tend to keep mice away, too.

Garter snakes in my house

I live in Flagstaff Arizona and March of last year and then just yesterday June 17 I found a pretty large garter snake on the floor in my bedroom. I think it may have been underneath the bed and just decided to crawl out. I have a cat i'm wondering if she could've brought it in, I did not see any injury to the snake but of course it scared the crap out of me. Like many people I have a strong phobia of snakes. This is actually the third snake that I have found in my house and specifically my bedroom in the last 2 1/2 years. my house is not on the slab I do have a basement or I should say a crawlspace. I'm kind of afraid to go under the house to lock if there is an infestation what should I do ?

The Foundation of the Problem

Hi, Chris: Garter snakes won’t harm you and in fact are just part of Nature’s food chain, eating insects and even mice before they are eventually dispensed with themselves. Of course, we understand that this does not assuage your fears. The most important thing you can do is to seal off your house in a very meticulous, careful manner, paying attention to even the tiniest openings. You can do this from the outside. Inspect not just the foundation, but also where it meets the house, plus any possible openings above the ground, such as door jambs. While this may seem impossible at first glance, it is very doable in almost all cases. Whether you have a nest under your house (unlikely, or you would see more snakes) or your place has just become a good place to visit, as you begin to close it off, if “anybody” is down there, they are likely to get the message and leave. Good luck!

Two dead snakes

I found a dead chicken snake behind my dryer. Two days later found another dead chicken snake behind the dryer. A few minutes after my dad got the dead one out of the house we saw a live one under the washing machine. it Ended up slithering out a opening that i assume lead under the house. I really would like to know what causef the first two to die in exact same spot and wonder if the third would have died too. Anyone have any thoughts on this?

Snakes in the house

My son had a 3.5 foot ball python. He escaped his cage. Was missing for about 3 weeks. Then one day, we start to cook on my glass top stove and there's a horrible stench! Well, needless to say, we found the snake. Don't ever offer me a bite of cooked rattlesnake (they say it tastes like chicken). If it tastes anything like a ball python smells....Yuuuuukkk!!

ball python appetizers

That’s a great story, Sherry. Yuck is the word!

Garter snake infestation in rental home

I started renting my home in March in Black Creek, wi. Saw my first sign of snakes in March as well even with snow on the ground! Landlord didnt believe me that there was an infestation at home. He was already planning on changing siding prior to me renting. Well siding project took about 3 to 4 months to complete. Meanwhile i would see snakes randomly in basement and more outside home. Well its fall and with fall snakes tend to hibernate. I was killing a good 20 or more snakes a day on warm days outside my home within 5 feet of walls slithering around. Let landlord know once again that they were outside home and getting into foundation of home. Again he doesnt remedy the situation but tells me if i contact him again about snake issue he is calling cops for harrassment. Well his wife shows up and badically tells me i am crazy as well but while she was outside telling me how "sealed" my home was we saw a really small one about a foot long slithering around outside of walls. She went to kill it i told her "no" watch and see where it goes. Well it planted itself by my dryer vent and basement window. Still telling me i dont have an infestation but agrees to silicone around windows. While in basement i could hear something crawling on insulation in ceiling tiles. Yep it was confirmed i got them inside my home. Her remedy now is to get snake traps instead of hiring a snake expert to remove the source. Today is the day though that we get to see how many are in my home considering i would kill at least 20 outside my home!

infested rental

We are speechless, Frances. Best wishes for good riddance.

I faced such incident

I faced such incident

The first ti.e i spotted a

The first ti.e i spotted a snske in my room going up the ceiling i ran out n it gas been there ever since.I have a snake living in my ceiling. I live in farm house n try as much as I can to keep my surrounding tidy but I have this thick swampy area few meters from my house it house salamander monkeys all sort of animals bush rats even a bear was once spotted. My house is close to a river bank. What do I do.

Snake in the ceiling...

Our best recommendation is to contact an animal exterminator (that does not mean that they will kill it), especially if you do not know what type of snake it is. We have also heard of “catching” them in glue traps —sticky sheets, something like fly paper but larger (consult a general hardware or farm supply store). Even if they—or it—stick to the paper, you still have to remove it from your house. To release the snake from the sticky paper or glue trap, spray it with cooking oil. If that sounds like too much, go back to plan A and contact an expert.

Are there some ways to keep

Are there some ways to keep scorpions & snakes uncomfortable around homes in the country. Someone suggested spreading lime around the home. Does this work? If so what kind of lime?

Hi, Ruth: You could spread

Hi, Ruth: You could spread garden lime or any number of other substances around, but often this sounds better than it really works. A lot of this depends on the types of snakes and scorpions, but it's important to remember that the reason they sometimes can be around (and in) homes is that they are after the same things you are: warmth, food, and water. Since it would appear that warmth may not be a problem for you, focus on removing (or moving away) as many possible sources of insects and other small animals as possible (such as woodpiles, brush, mulch piles). Don't turn on insect-attracting lights at night. Seal up your home by inspecting every inch for entryways, however small -- and we do mean tiny, tiny. And eliminate (continually) sources of standing or running water. These measures should help -- but then again, the snakes and scorpions were here first and know what they're doing.

We own a nuisance wildlife

We own a nuisance wildlife removal company and get snake calls all summer long and into the early fall and yes we pull many from the inside of homes. But in all the years I have been doing this never have we pulled a venomous snake from inside a home (one was pulled from an office complex front hallway and it was just a baby copperhead but still deadly). Could it happen well sure other snakes find a way in why not a venomous one, regardless unless you know beyond a shadow of a doubt what snake it is DO NOT TOUCH it instead call a company like ours and for a reasonable fee will come out and remove it for you. It is by far cheaper to have us come out then get bit by a venomous snake and spend $50,000 and up if you are lucky enough to survive. Any questions you can call 678-935-5900 or visit one of our websites like


I woke up this morning,

I woke up this morning, meandered into the bathroom and saw a dark squiggly line in the toilet near the lip. Upon closer inspection I realized that it was a small snake, less than a foot long and a half inch around. Without hesitation I flushed the little guy. He went back down the drain and I flushed several times. Then I put toilet bowl cleaner in the bowl and flushed a couple more times. Thankfully I'm not afraid of snakes but it would have freaked me out if I found one in the toilet while actually using the facilities.

I too have an extreme phobia

I too have an extreme phobia of snakes. My husband and I just bought a wonderful old farmhouse with an attached barn. Luckily we live in Maine so almost all snakes are non-poisonous but that doesn't make them any less frightening. They are ALL anacondas to me!! We have mice and unfortunately rats because the former owner kept animals. The Pest Control gentleman tells us anyone who has grain will get rats no matter how clean they keep the barn and surrounding areas. We have had mice and baby rats come into the house and even up to our bedroom on the second floor so I can only imagine where rodents can travel, snakes can follow. AARGH...We have removed all grain except the hanging chicken feeders. All grain for them is stored in large steel trashcans with tight lids. We have no wood piles near the house and I refuse to have any rock walls because snakes love them. I am petrified a snake will get into the house. Sealing up all holes in the crawlspace under the house is virtually impossible because of the old granite foundation. Do mothballs work as a repellent or are commercial snake repellents effective? I have dogs and cats so I don't want anything harmful to them. I'm sorry as helpful as everyone tries to convince me snakes are, I really am not concerned about their well being. My anxiety level is rising as spring nears.

I want to put in a garden but am afraid of snakes in the raised beds I have here. I thought I would keep weeds at bay and reduce the hiding places for snakes in weeds by putting a thick layer of straw mulch down between the boxes. A friend said mice love straw-therefore I would be inviting the snakes to my garden as they love mice. Makes me want to call a realtor if I ever see one in the house. Anyone have suggestions besides Valium? Thanks...Lisa

from time to time, we will

from time to time, we will get garter snakes & milk snakes in the house...

if the dog or the cat doesn't kill them & eat them, then I'll catch them, kill them & save till I have enough for a nice dinner.

Not trying to gross anyone out, it's just that I happen to like snake meat...even poisonous snakes can be found on my dinner table.
Poisonous snakes though, need to be cleaned differently...if you break the venom sack, the whole snake goes into the compost pile.

I have had three earth snakes

I have had three earth snakes in my house in the last month. The first one was "presented" to us by our cat -- just outside our first-floor bedroom door. The second one was also killed by our cat, and left in the first-floor living room. The third was found very much alive on the SECOND FLOOR in my daughter's bedroom! We are city folks who just moved to the country, and we are a little freaked out by snakes in our house! (Not to mention the scorpions, but that is a different subject...) HELP!

There are a few things you

There are a few things you can try:
1. Cover the openings of floor drains and any outside pipe outlets with a layer of wire mesh.
2. Plug steel wool or expanding foam into every opening you can find along your foundation or walls. (Baby snakes can fit through a 1/4-inch hole.)
3. Mow the grass around your house closely and avoid dense foundation plantings.
4. Don't let pet food sit in an outside bowl, and keep bird-feeding areas tidy to avoid attracting mice (which in turn, attract snakes).

My wonderful kitty had a

My wonderful kitty had a garter snake trapped under our Christmas tree this evening. I went around the house screaming snake, lol. My ten year old son said we are keeping it. I'm not sure how I feel with keeping a snake that found it's way into our house and now he wants to keep it. Reading that putting it outside this time of year could be a death sentence for it, I feel bad and will probably find a way to keep it without getting the hee-bee-jee-bees every second that I think that there is a snake slithering around in our house. It creeps me out. My kids are happy about it though and my kitty, I thought my short haired kitty had turned into a long haired one from the looks of her giant blown up tail! What a night!

We get spiders in our

We get spiders in our basement.
We live in a rural area. It is remote were i live.
We are starting to get miliipedes and spiders
I just put them outside but my dad does not like them.
Do millipedes spray a poisonous liquid? I am not sure.

Millipedes live in moist

Millipedes live in moist places or areas with high humidity—conditions that describe many cellars.
The fluid that they spray is not poisonous if you mean fatal; however, it can be irritating, so it is not something that you want to get on your skin or in your eyes. On the skin of some individuals, it can cause long-term discoloration and a burning sensation. If you get it into your eyes, you may experience irritation. So wear gloves and do not touch the gloves to your eyes or skin after handling millipedes. If possible reduce the moisture/humidity in the basement and, if you prefer not to touch the millipedes...some sources recommend vacuuming them up! If you chose to do that, take care in emptying the vacuum, too. We hope this helps.

A month ago I found a pygmy

A month ago I found a pygmy rattler on the floor beside my bed about 11:30 at night. I have found snakes in the basement, where my washer and dryer are, but not on the main floor of the house. Luckily, I had a garden hoe by the back door and killed it, posting a picture of it on FB. It wouldn't have scared me so bad if it hadn't been a venomous one. I have been sleeping on the couch since....

That's a shame! Believe me I

That's a shame! Believe me I have a phobia of snakes. I just found a rat snake in my living room today and I threw it outside. But while doing research I seen where the phgmy rattler is almost extinct. I will shoot a snake faster than anybody but you should have got someone to get it being that the world may not be lucky enough to still have them in a couple years.

One day I went out to the

One day I went out to the garden for some tomatoes for dinner. I have no idea why, but I was wearing thick slipper socks that day. When I came inside and took off my boots, a garter snake was stuck to the bottom of my foot! I freaked out, shaking my foot until the dead snake flew across the room into a corner. My husband was napping so had no desire to get up and get the snake. He said, "Just pick it up and throw it outside". There was no way that was going to happen or that he would continue napping. Thankfully I have never found a live snake in the house.

How about a BALL PYTHON! Not

How about a BALL PYTHON! Not indigenous to NH, this I know. On the morning of October 11th, 2011, my 10 year old daughter needed to use the bathroom but her brother was showering in the main bathroom so she came into our bedroom to use the master bathroom. She went to sit down on the toilet, only to see a 4 foot BALL PYTHON curled up on the seat with its head down in the toilet, drinking! She yelled "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BATHROOM!!" and ran out. I rolled my eyes, got out of my bed and walked over, looking in the corners and along the walls for what I THOUGHT would be a small snake or even a centipede. When my eyes reached the toilet and saw a PYTHON, I yelled to my husband "THERE IS A BIG SNAKE IN HERE!" He came in, and he swore... then my teens came in, and they swore. My husband does not do nature very well, of any kind. First thing I did was to get my camera. Then I thought "Hmmm... I could call Animal Cops: Houston or Miami, they would know what to do!" Who do you call when a python is in your toilet, in NH, in October??? I called the police, who said they do not have an animal control officer but they would see who they could contact. They were as freaked out as I was about the snake! An officer showed up shortly after calling (one that doesn't like snakes, mind you!) to "assess the situation". He considered throwing it out the window and killing it. I said "no! You can't kill it! It's not doing anything bad.... just hanging out in my bathroom!" Eventually he left saying that Fish & Game would be by in a a while. So, I sat in the bathroom with my coffee and the snake, who seemed content in just hanging out on my toilet.... for a while. Then, he decided to crawl up my wall and explore and I was NOT OK with that so I started to talk sense into the snake (I know, I know...) and then yelled to my husband to bring me a pillow case. I grabbed the snake and put it in the pillow case. When the Fish & Game officer got to my house, he was getting his big animal-catching stick and a covered container and I said "No need for all that stuff! I caught it and it's in the pillowcase." and he said "Oh, good. I don't really like snakes." wow. OK. SO he asked if I wanted the pillowcase back, I said "no, thanks." and then I asked what would become of the snake and he said they have a "snake guy" in Pelham that he will go to. This was a MUCH better answer than what the police officer gave me. So, off he went to Pelham. Later that day as I was trying to figure out how he got in, I realized that the dryer hose was disconnected from the vent. The vent is only about a foot off the ground. Nice and warm for a python and easy accessibility. I am sure he came in there and climbed into the ceiling and found his way to the hole in the wall of the master bath. Yes. We are working on patching the hole. :)

My Aunt lives in a pretty

My Aunt lives in a pretty rural town in Massachusetts called Dover, only 30 miles west of Boston. In the hot humid summer months she often have a 2 and half foot long Eastern Milk snake living in her basement. She is not a fan of this serpent living in her basement, but I keep telling her that they keep the mice away. I love snakes. I also have a Garter snake in my yard, but I live in a different town and it never comes in my house.

Basement vs yard !!!!

A snake of any kind in the basement where it might decide to investigate your whole home some day is not EVEN close to having a garter snake in your yard.... If you cared about your aunt, you would take her milk snake home with you and give it tender loving care and she could relax...She can always set traps for the mice.....

In this old house, I hear

In this old house, I hear "tink", and there they are, a little snake that has fallen down and probally has no clue what has happened. Any solutions? This is an enormous fireplace- Originally an old boy scout lodge, and you can walk into it- there is a large wood buring stove in the center. No one- for years has taken care of this place, and I've been tryong to seal where I can. There is a cap on top, but around the pipe is open. One day ( like in a cartoon) bees started to zoom out of either side. We're in the woodds, but I grew up in the woods, and this is unreal. Five and at times more a day? Because this is a deceased family member's house, much offese is taken at the mere mention of "sealing". Well, I've been living with it- along with all of the other amazing critters. But, it is starting to drive me a little nuts. The last 6 in long millipede I ncaught on my kitchen floor became a pet for a little while- but RE: ticks, spiders, and everything else- I need some concrete information. Everything I suggest ( after research) is met with derision. I'm trying to make this all a bit more sanitary and healthy. We've had numerous issues with lymes disease, and too many bites from other insects for me to be able to let this slide. I'm just very sick of the ridicule- I'm not shreiking, or abnormally afraid of bugs- I just don't want them crawling on me (or anyone else) while I'm sleeping. Enough is enough when you can't walk outside without being attacked- so you come inside and wonder... Is this any better?

Years ago I was renovating an

Years ago I was renovating an old farm house in North Carolina. The back of the house had been built first and later, the front. This had left a 6" gap between the two parts of the house. As I was finishing some demolition one day and sweeping up, I went to another room to get the dust pan, turned and started back to the demo site. Laying directly in my path, taking up the entire 3 foot wide hallway, was a big black snake. I knew enough not to try to kill it, since the black snakes eat the poisonous snakes.
I threw the dust pan at it. Nothing.
Then I realized I had another weapon. My broom. Flipping the handle around, I grasped the brush end and began to whack the wooden handle on the floor in front of the snake's face. That got his attention. Ever so slowly, he slithered backwards into the 6" gap and back into the dark sandy dirt under the floorboards. For good measure, I threw the broom at the gap. I tacked up some scrap drywall to seal the gap overnight and knew exactly where I'd start the next day. No more gap.

During late spring 3 years

During late spring 3 years ago I was in the foyer of our home and heard a sort of a thud in the kitchen. It sounded like something fell. Well our fireplace is in the kitchen considering we live in a 1850's log house. In early spring I leave the cover off the chimney and leave the damper open. The thud I heard was a rat snake falling into the fireplace. He had climbed up the outside, down the inside and dropped into the house. I threw a towel over him and put him back outside. I try to keep rat snakes under the house to keep mice away, but inside they're not allowed.

In the basement of our farm

In the basement of our farm house in Central Virginia we had a large
"playroom" in the basement with a ping pong table in the center. The room had a recessed window complete with curtain rods and curtains. A family of black snakes lived in our basement and helped keep the mice population down to a dull roar. The male, a big 4.5 footer seemed to enjoy watching us play ping pong and would wrap himself around the curtain rod and his head would go from side to side watching the ping pong ball do its back and forth trips through the air. Each of our families were well acquainted and lived together harmoniously for years. One day my mother, found "Pong" upstairs stretched out on the living room sofa. She was never afraid of snakes, but thought this a bit "forward" and removed Pong with fireplace tongs delivering him to the woods several hundred feet from our house. Pong must have taken offense, because his family and he never showed up in the house again. We missed him.

My deep fear of snakes

My deep fear of snakes probably came from my mother's experience of finding a huge black snake in her bedroom - on the 2nd floor ! The snake had evidently crawled up the stone side of the house, through an open window, and into a bedside stand which was covered with a curtain. Imagine her fright when she opened the curtain ! I recall her extreme reaction, and my father's amusement when he commented "it's just a harmless black snake"......

Several years back I removed

Several years back I removed a very large eastern Milksnake from my home. The snake had somehow managed to push itself up through a disconnected heater duct pipe in the bathroom which is located over a crawlspace. When I entered the bathroom the shock of seeing a large snake half across the bathroom floor and half inside the heat duct gave me good reason to step back and shut the door to come up with a plan.
To grab the snake and attempt to pull it free from the duct could go wrong and the snake could escape back into the crawlspace.
Not an experienced snake handler, I knew that frightening the snake would make a bad situation worse. On my porch was a fine meshed smelt dipping net with a long handle. Opening the bathroom door very slowly, I gently slipped the fine net over the head of the snake. Inch by inch I slipped the net farther and farther over the snakes length until the net reached the part of the floor which still contained the remaining half of the reptile. Then I waited. The snake sensing that the net was not a threat slowly inched the rest of its large body up from the duct pipe and into the net. Once in, I lifted the net, flipped it over very swiftly one full turn ( this sealed the snake in ) and tied off the net with a piece of binder twine. Later that day I deported the snake several miles away to a deserted homestead. Inspection of the crawlspace after the incident revealed a open piece of PVC pipe in the foundation used for drainage by previous occupants. If a mouse can enter your home, so can a snake. I have personally witnessed Garter Snakes climbing up open Vinyl siding corner pieces at a unbelievable speed and extricating itself outside the opposite side of the home. A snake can climb up and under vinyl siding unless every tiny crack and defect is secure. Most often that is not the case.

Several years ago I jumped

Several years ago I jumped out of bed and I noticed my slippers were pushed back under so I knelt down to get them. There curled up was a baby rattlesnake. I grabbed the dog and put him in the other room then sat down and wondered how I was going to get it out without it slithering off or biting me. I got my toilet plunger and put it over the snake and scooted it out from under the bed. Then I had to figure a way to pick it up while it was still under the plunger. I couldn't let go of the plunger or the snake would get away. As luck would have it there was a binder on my nightstand so I opened the binder and slid a flap under the plunger. I carried the binder, plunger and snake into the laundryroom where I dropped the snake into a plastic storage box put the lid on quickly. I drove the snake a few miles away and relocated it in a nice woodsy area.

When the weather is nice we

When the weather is nice we keep the doors open for the cats to come and go. On several occasions we've had rat snakes come calling. We use a long pvc pipe threaded with a string that makes a loop. We lasso the fellow and take him out to the outer fence.

Yes, we had a garter snake in

Yes, we had a garter snake in the bathroom last year. My husband has a serious snake phobia, thanks to a childhood in rural Ohio with snakes hanging from the trees and in the grass. I moved the snake out of the house with a long stick and it went back to taking care of the garden--and I keep the screen door shut!