Nontraditional toppings, such as pineapple: You’re an aggressive, achievement-oriented, natural leader who doesn’t suffer fools easily.

One meat: You’re an irritable, argumentative, procrastinator who frequently conveniently “forgets” obligations at work and home.

Several meats: You’re a dramatic, seductive, extrovert who thrives as the center of attention, craves novelty, and is impeccably groomed.

One vegetable: You’re empathetic, understanding, well-adjusted, and easygoing—the ideal parent.

Several vegetables: You’re trustworthy, loyal, dependable, humble, introverted, and function best in a group environment.

Extra cheese: Well, everyone likes extra cheese.

Courtesy of M. M., Newport, Rhode Island