Humorous Epitaph from a Country Parson


Country Parson Epitaph

To celebrate our 225th anniversary, we’re looking through our archives to bring you 225 pieces of wit, wisdom, and fun in a series we’re calling Almanac Treasures (see more of them here).

“The horse bit the Parson,

        how came that to pass? 

The horse heard the parson say,

        All flesh is grass.”


1977 Old Farmer's Almanac

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