It's All in the Antlers!
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Santa's Reindeer Commitment: The Norwood Theory
The Norwood Theory posits a unique explanation for the antler retention of Santa's reindeer, challenging the conventional understanding of reindeer biology. According to this theory, Santa's reindeer have taken a vow of celibacy, akin to that of priests, enabling them to maintain their antlers throughout the winter season. This deviation from the typical antler-shedding cycle observed in male reindeer, who generally lose their antlers after the mating season in late autumn, underscores a profound dedication and resilience. Such a vow symbolizes not only their commitment to Santa’s yearly mission but also their exceptional strength and discipline. By retaining their antlers, these reindeer exemplify a perpetual readiness and unwavering support for Santa’s global journey, thus enhancing the magical narrative of the Christmas tradition. Importantly, the Norwood Theory does not wish to disprove the presence of female reindeer but to open the idea that Santa's team is a co-ed squad, celebrating the diverse strengths of both male and female reindeer. This enriched perspective honors the pivotal role of Santa's reindeer in the timeless holiday saga.
1. Everyone knows magic reindeer don't lose their antlers.
2. Rudolf's dad was Donner.
3. If they were female, they would have to stop and ask for directions.
🤔 they might not stop for directions, I’m thinking they must be using some sort of Google Maps navigation by now. I am positive though, that they would stop when in need of a bathroom break.
No matter how technical it might be. Or how some in society are pushing female strength the fact of the matter is, Santa’s reindeers are and have always been male including Rudolph. End of story. Sorry ladies, the males have the reindeer nitch.
Nope! They have antlers in the winter. Males have lost theirs! Go girls!
What a cute article. And those lucky reindeer who only have to work one day - well, one night - per year. Santa must be the best boss ever. :)
Santa’s reindeer are male… the end
It's quite possible that Santa's sleigh helpers are magical and so normal physiology doesn't apply. If Santa can make them fly, it seems a small trick to make the males retain their antlers. As well, not all male reindeer/caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. The various populations shed them at different times and there are indeed some populations where the males don't shed their antlers until January.
I'm voting for "Magical" - because that's what Christmas is about anyway. It's a magical time of year. Miracles happen, people patch up differences, children experience the enchantment of wishes, hope and true belief, etc. Not sure why Ms Perreault felt the need to inject that completely unnecessary woke ideology into an otherwise cute and informative article by making Santa look bad - of being inconsiderate or abusive to animals, just because he is one of those "evil" white men. Hey, Farmer's Almanac! How about letting us get through this "Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" without dragging everybody down with wokeness.
Remember Santa is always watching and listening. Santa doesn’t care for derisive language. Love each other. I still carry a small bag of coal just saying 🎄