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RegularJackass (not verified)

5 years ago

I was waiting for the obligatory fruitcake jokes and they never came. And therefore I will provide my own suggestions for the leftover fruitcake.
-Doorstops
-Durable yet heavy football
-Construct raised beds in your garden
-Conserve tax dollars for hurricane sandbags by sending gently used fruitcake
-Donate to orphanages so they can auction off the fruitcake
-Donate to museum so it can then donate the fruitcake to another museum
-Watch as fruitcake's gravitational pull creates a rift in space-time continuum
-Declare war on fruitcake baker by baking your own worse fruitcakes and mailing them to the instigator constantly
-Send to president as thank-you gift

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