Some comical word mangling to amuse you!
A classmate once commented that she was extremely busy and had "too many ARMS in the fire" (too many irons in the fire)! It was all I could do to not LOL!
A friend of mine said her son received a newsletter from his university with an article on gentile herpes.
She also once told me that a deaf beauty pageant contestant got the symphony vote.
My 3 adult children where in the kitchen when I was making a fruit cake. My son ask if he could help and I gave him the nuts to chop. When he became to enthusiast in his chopping I started to tell him to stop or he would have nut dust. But, what came out was "your going to have duck nuts." I was embarrassed and the kids thought it was funny Mom cussed.